/ 03 May 2024

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How can you complain when shoddiness is the point?”

Said Matthew Cantor, who’s reviewed the latest spin-off from Glasgow’s viral Willy Wonka experience – a US tribute. To keep things authentic, it features the original sad Oompa Loompa, “2 complimentary jelly beans”, and has banned refunds because it’s “actually going to deliver”…

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