“I don’t know what it means to be a ‘grandzaddy’, and I don’t know what ‘rizz’ is, and I really don’t know what it means to be trending.”

Said 72yo Gerry Turner, who is getting plenty of hearts racing as the first ‘Golden Bachelor’ – an older twist on the reality TV franchise that’s just kicked off in the US. And if, like Gerry, you’ve never heard of a zaddy or rizz – there you go…