“It was the first thing that came to mind, don’t worry about the holiday or anything else, just get a haircut.”
Said David Hadley, a shaggy Englishman who experienced the universal urge of those coming out of lockdown. England’s lockdown, which started on 5 January, eased yesterday, drawing many like him to shops, pubs and salons for the first time in 3 months.
HOLGATE FIGHTS BACK
Australia Post’s former boss Christine Holgate unloaded yesterday as she fronted a Senate inquiry into her departure from the government enterprise last year. She accused the board’s chairman Lucio Di Bartolomeo of lying and said she was “suicidal” after PM Scott Morrison took aim at her in parliament over the $20,000 purchase of Cartier watches for 4 staff members for delivering on a work project in 2018. “I was humiliated by our prime minister for committing no offence and then bullied by my chairman,” she said during the explosive appearance.
BACK IT UP A BIT…
And Holgate asked Senators to do precisely that yesterday. In October last year, she fronted the same committee and was asked about the watches’ purchase. And in those moments, her career fell apart. Her statement that she didn’t use “taxpayers money” because she believed Australia Post was a “commercial enterprise” led Morrison to call the decision to award the fancy timepieces “disgraceful” and for her to stand aside. Labor joined in the calls for Holgate’s head, and under the extreme pressure, she says she was forced out. Yesterday, she said the experience made her “seriously ill”. And she says Di Bartolomeo lied about what happened behind the scenes and “fabricated the agreement by myself to stand down”. For his part, he says she was “treated abysmally” but rejects any suggestion that he lied. Australia Post never wanted to lose her, he said, but yesterday she said she was targeted because she was a woman.
WHERE DOES THIS GO?
Well, Di Bartolomeo said Australia Post doesn’t need to apologise to Holgate. In an interview with ABC TV’s 7.30 last night, Holgate said that’s what she wants. She also wants Di Bartolomeo to resign and says her departure and some sort of financial (and possibly legal) settlement is still up for discussion because the way she was forced out was “unlawful”. The Senate committee is due to report at the end of the month.
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US PROTESTS CONTINUE AGAINST POLICE BRUTALITY
Crowds gathered for a 2nd night of protests in Brooklyn Centre, Minnesota, in defiance of an overnight curfew in place after the fatal police shooting of 20yo black man Daunte Wright in Minneapolis on Sunday. More than 40 people were arrested, and police fired tear gas and stun grenades to disperse the crowd that gathered not far from where the trial of former police officer Derek Chauvin (aka the man accused of killing George Floyd) is taking place. Police have released body camera video of Wright’s shooting and said veteran officer Kim Potter had intended to use her taser. She has resigned overnight, as has the local police chief. US President Joe Biden has called for an investigation and urged calm. “We know what we need to do to move forward: rebuilt trust and ensure accountability,” he said. Closing arguments in the Chauvin trial are expected to be heard next week.
CHINA BREACHES TAIWAN AIR ZONE… AGAIN
Just a day after the US Secretary of State Tony Blinken warned China to keep its cool, 25 Chinese military jets flew into Taiwan’s air zone on Monday – the largest breach since the island began regularly reporting activity last September. Taiwan responded by scrambling combat aircraft, alerting missile defence systems and issuing radio warnings to the planes. China has put in almost daily appearances over the past few weeks as tensions heat up between Beijing and Taiwan’s main supporter, the US. Beijing views Taiwan as a breakaway province, and analysts say the exercises serve as a warning that Beijing is prepared to use force to unify the island with the mainland. #SquizShortcut
And while we have you… All US troops will withdraw from Afghanistan by 11 September – the 20th anniversary of the terrorist attacks on America coordinated by al-Qaeda from that country. They had been working towards a 1 May withdrawal.
HEY SIRI, WHAT’S MICROSOFT BEEN UP TO?
It’s been busy buying up the company that helped launch Apple’s Siri voice assistant. Reports say the deal with Nuance is worth $20 billion. No, your Word documents and Excel spreadsheets aren’t about to ask you if you need help… Microsoft plans to use it in the healthcare industry as an artificial intelligence tool for practitioners to transcribe consultations and write up doctors’ recommendations. Nuance and Microsoft went into partnership in 2019 to work on the automation of clinical admin work. Microsoft said the deal would double its potential market in the healthcare industry to nearly $655 billion.
APROPOS OF NOTHING
Tenpin bowling isn’t in the news headlines a lot, but an 18yo’s near-impossible move has been lauded by serious commentators as a stroke of genius. Spoiler alert: it’s a knockout.
Speaking of things that have been stolen, Darius, the world’s biggest bunny, has been taken. His owner, a former Playboy model, is offering almost $2,000 for his return. You can’t make it up…
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12.30pm (AEST) – Chair of Dementia Australia Graeme Samuel addresses the National Press Club – Canberra
From 6.00pm (AEST) – Start of the Australian Swimming Championships (on until Sunday, 18 April)
Trade Minister Dan Tehan departs for Europe for discussions about global coronavirus vaccination supplies
ABS Data Release – Overseas Arrivals and Departures, February; Household Impacts of COVID-19 Survey, March
Birthdays for Julie Christie (1941), Julia Zemiro (1967) Adrien Brody (1973) and Sarah Michelle Gellar (1977)
• US President Abraham Lincoln’s assassination by John Wilkes Booth (1865)
• Dr Harry Plotz discovering the typhoid vaccine (1903)
• the RMS Titanic hitting an iceberg (1912)
• Justin Trudeau being elected leader of Canada’s Liberal Party (2013)
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