If you thought seeing the Royals at the Euros/Wimbledon finals this week was exciting, prepare to lose your mind because it’s been confirmed that King Charles and Queen Camilla will be heading here in October. The announcement yesterday coincided with the release of some snazzy new portraits of the pair, which (up to you…) you’re encouraged to hang on your wall. Yep – it’s Palace-official – the duo will stop off in Canberra and NSW, with specifics to follow “in due course”. The monarchs will also head to Samoa for the Commonwealth Heads of Government Meeting – aka CHOGM – from 21-25 October. But it’s too bad/so sad for Kiwilanders as they’ve canned their stop-off across the ditch on doctors’ orders. We know who their antipodean favourites are…