A couple of docos for your weekend sofa schedule. Episode one of Allen v Farrow was out on Monday – it’s a look at Dylan Farrow’s 30yo abuse allegations against her adoptive father, New York filmmaker Woody Allen. The other is Tiger, in light of the week’s events. We watched it a few weeks ago, and it is well worth it to revisit his stratospheric highs and dumpster fire lows. Both on Binge/Foxtel.

So apparently dramatic black eyeliner is a thing again, and while these fancy Vogue ladies are expertly applying it for effect, the result is what we usually end up with – messy… If you have better success, you’re probably the smart Aussie who’s got a big new job in China.

Stuff this stupid health kick, we’re going for a trusty sausage, potato and cherry tomato traybake tomorrow night. Maybe we’ll chuck some broccolini in there for the last 5 mins of cooking for some balance…