This week we learned that not only is the crying laughing emoji for old people, so is the side part. If like us, a middle part fills you with horror, this might help you navigate the great divide.

The second series of Staged with David Tennant and Michael Sheen (or Michael Sheen and David Tennant…). It went up on ABC iView this week. If you haven’t seen the first series, get on it. It’s a treat.

It’s been driving us bonkers all week, this craving for a particular chicken curry which we haven’t made for a while. So tonight, it’s on. Don’t be put off by making your own paste – it’s a ‘chuck it in the blender/food processor/Thermomix and blitz’ kinda thing. One thing we don’t do is the coconut rice, as delish as it is. We’re steamed basmati types…