Looking for a sea change? Applications are open for a new “monarch” to run a 300yo pub and an island off the coast of Cumbria in northern England. If that isn’t enough to tempt you, the winner will be “crowned” by having alcohol poured over their head… 

Speaking of that celebration method, a moment on Sunday night following the Aussies’ Ashes victory saw Usman Khawaja, a Muslim, exclude himself. That was until captain Pat Cummins sorted it. 

And experts say that if you approach your shower like a functional part of the morning, you’re doing it wrong. So that’s another thing to worry about…