We’ve all got that friend who believes they’re entirely ‘normal’, but to everyone else, they’re super quirky. So behold Florence Fang, who has settled a lawsuit with the Californian town of Hillsborough over her Flintstones-themed house. “I’m a very, very regular, retired old lady,” she says…

From the chronicles of ‘eww’ comes Mary McCarthy from Christchurch. She had a tiddlywink removed from her nose last week after a COVID test dislodged it last year. It has been up her right nostril since she was 8yo. She’s now 45yo…

And ‘revenge bedtime procrastination’. It’s a thing, and the only person you’re hurting is you…