/ 30 August 2021

Silly place names and pizza vending machines


A picture of a leafy seadragon hiding from predators has won the 2021 Australian Geographic nature photographer of the year competition. Silly sausage, her eyes are too bright…

A British man has ended his charity moped tour of places in the UK with silly names. Starting in Shitterton, Dorset on 18 August, Paul Taylor finished the ‘Moronic Moped Marathon’ yesterday in Bell End in Worcestershire. He raised a serious $37,000 for cancer research in the process.

When our national border reopens, there’s no point going to Rome since the emergence of a vending machine robot that makes 4 types of pizza from scratch. In a ray of hope, reports say many locals think it’s a “schifezza” – a thing of shame/our new favourite word…

Image source: AP

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