If you’ve ever lost a prized piece of jewellery at the pool, this is for you… Several semi-precious stones have been discovered in a ye olde drain almost 2,000 years after they were lost at a Roman bathhouse in England.

And if you’ve had a kid accidentally rack up the credit card charges from a video game, just be thankful you don’t have to keep an eye on your fish…

America’s Associated Press, the biggest news agency in the US, got the French offside after advising journos not to refer to people from France as… “the French”. Ooh la la was there a response…