A reality show based on Korean streaming hit Squid Game is set to be made by Netflix – with less dire consequences for losing… There will be 456 players vying for $4.56 million, and you can apply here. How hard can it be? They’re just kids’ games…

Speaking of… Did you play vigoro at school and think it might be your sport going forward? You’ll have to move to Ipswich, Boonah, and Cairns – they’re thought to be the only places in the world where organised comps of the once-popular sport are played.

Pakistani tea-drinkers have been asked to curtail their cuppas to keep the country’s economy afloat. Pakistan’s foreign exchange reserves are low, and as it’s the world’s largest importer of tea, the government says every drop counts.