“The world’s slowest getaway.”
Is what reports are calling the theft of a ride-on lawnmower in Cairns. The thing is, the culprit did outrun the owner (who was on foot) and was filmed cruising down the street, tinny in hand, before ditching the machine. Oh FNQ, you never disappoint…
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