To play Gobbledok for a minute, on a scale of 1-100, we like chips 100 million-zillion. That’s why our hearts were racing when we saw this analysis of the best on the Aussie market – not because we need guidance but for the opportunity to talk about the potatoey treats. Brought to us by the brave guy who tested all the choc-covered ice creams on a stick on the market, Nicholas Jordan and his team of 12 reviewers have put 35 packets of chips from 15 brands through their paces. And the winner – Kettle. As one reviewer said: “This is what I want to eat when I’m depressed and alone on a Tuesday night.” Yikes… The chip that fell flat was Burts, scoring 2/10 due to their taste and texture – a result we humbly disagree with, but this isn’t about us… And the Gobbledok would be happy with this – Smith’s were up the top because they are “crunchy, salty, consistent and affordable”. What’s not to love?