Colour us shocked… Last week we mentioned plans for an extensive search to locate the world’s most famous water-based monster, and sadly, exactly zero mythical creatures were discovered. It wasn’t for lack of trying: this time, volunteers used drones, thermal imaging, and sonar equipment across Loch Ness to track down Nessie for a full 2 days. Billed as the biggest investigation in 50 years, Alan McKenna from the Loch Ness Centre said the search was designed “to inspire a new generation of Loch Ness enthusiasts”. The Loch is the biggest body of water in the UK, and, as one local contends, the sightings over the years “can’t all be wrong”. At the very least, they’re great for tourism…