Sometimes observations from an outsider can be illuminating – as is this Muslim’s take on Christmas. Having got close to it this year, he says he will “get my family to do a Secret Santa for Eid. The name’s being workshopped.”

It’s dogs. It’s Christmas. It’s dogs choosing their own Christmas present. We’re done here.

And it’s our last Squiz Today for 2021. This kind of bat-poo crazy is the best representation of the year is the best we could find. You’re welcome.