The acceptable face of German Shepherds in the White House, Champ, has died at 13yo (aka 96 human years). “Wherever we were, he wanted to be, and everything was instantly better when he was next to us,” said America’s First Family, the Bidens. There’s now some pressure on Major to step up…

Wondered what happened to Gorilla Glue Girl? Strangely enough, we have… So it was pleasing to see her hair is back, and she has a new haircare line. Which is kinda like taking fashion advice from medieval men…

And put it in your diary: the Dee Gees (aka the Foo Fighters in the form of a Bee Gees tribute band) are releasing a disco album on 17 July. Can you dig it?