It hasn’t been the best few weeks for English soccer fans… First, the Women’s World Cup loss to Spain, and now, Prince Harry has gone down in a penalty shootout against the German Defence Minister. Luckily, it was all in good fun to promote the Invictus Games.

Tech billionaire Elon Musk’s new biography included a surprise – he’s fathered a third, previously unreported child with his ex-partner Grimes. Continuing with the couple’s unusual baby name conventions, the child is called Techno Mechanicus – nicknamed ‘Tau’ for short.

A whopping 11,000 competitors in the 2023 Mexican Marathon were disqualified after their tracking data showed they didn’t hit the necessary checkpoints – and, therefore, didn’t run the full 42.195km. They sound like the smart competitors of the pack…