Janus, the bicephalic tortoise believed to be the world’s oldest, has turned 25yo. He has 2 hearts, 2 pairs of lungs – and 2 distinct personalities… “The right head is more curious, more awake, it has a much stronger personality. The left head is more passive and loves to eat,” said his carer from Geneva’s Natural History Museum. Who said that 2 heads are better than one?

Former US President Barack Obama has won an Emmy for his work on the Netflix docuseries Our Great National Parks. He already has 2 Grammys for the audiobook reading of his 2 memoirs. He’s halfway to EGOT status – were’s wondering what his Oscar (film) and Tony (theatre) awards will be for…

And it’s Monday morning, so we won’t get gory here – suffice to say that researchers say they’ve found the remains of a ‘female vampire’ in Poland. There were no fang teeth, just an unusual burial method to ensure she didn’t rise from the grave to torment locals…