“Maybe our shire might need to bill Boeing or Lockheed or someone for dropping space junk on our beach.”

Said Green Head local Garth Griffiths of the efforts to protect an unidentified object that washed up on the Western Oz beach. It’s “a sort of semi-cylindrical object” that’s taller than a human, and police are guarding it in case it’s hazardous. The truth is out there…