“I’m not quite sure how I can top this for date night with Jodie at any time, anywhere in the future. It’s all downhill from here, my darling.”

Quipped PM Anthony Albanese during a toast at yesterday’s toned-down state dinner at the White House. It’s not every day that his partner Jodie Haydon gets the chance to dine with former PM Kevin Rudd and the Kid Laroi…