“Tom… if you wouldn’t mind not borrowing either of the new helicopters…  you seem to have a different take on ‘normal wear and tear’ to the rest of us.”

Prince William has stepped out for the first time since his dad’s cancer diagnosis with none other than Tom Cruise. Wills was supporting a fundraiser for London’s Air Ambulance- but sensibly warned his Mission Impossible wingman to stay the heck away from the hardware…