“I can’t imagine we’ll be having a beer with them any time soon.”

Said England’s cricket coach Brendon McCullum after Aussie wicketkeeper Alex Carey stumped Jonny Bairstow in “bizarre” fashion. Our captain Pat Cummins says Bairstow – who is England’s wicketkeeper – targeted Aussie batsman David Warner in the same way. It’s an unseemly fight that’s just not cricket…