World News / 30 June 2023
Biden brushes off his weird face marks
White House reporters were left pretty puzzled when President Joe Biden turned up for a media event yesterday with what can only be described as some strange indents on his face. It turns out he’s dealing with sleep apnea and uses a CPAP machine (continuous positive airway pressure, thanks for asking…) to help him get better quality Zs. Those pesky face masks can leave deep lines, and we feel for him, given our record of epic goggle marks/helmet head… The fact Biden hadn’t disclosed he was using this machine has put even more focus on his health and age ahead of his bid for re-election next year with his ask for voters to keep him in the White House until he’s 86yo.
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