This footage of Sir Elton John pulling out a crumpled piece of paper and explaining how a new song Tiny Dancer is coming along is… wow. Spoiler alert: it did ok…

Whether you’re in the zone or not, these 56 dating red flags are fun/alarming… One that resonated: “Cheers ‘waheeeey’ when a waiter drops crockery.” That’s happened to us before – it didn’t work out.

We did something different last weekend – let’s face it, a beetroot/parsnip gratin isn’t something you come across every day… It looked as spectacular as the picture suggests and tasted good too. We had ours with green leaves with a sharp dressing and some BBQ lamb chops.